•brief moments of wit•

alice, not single (y) lol HELLA GAYbut not tho m8


i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

15 hours ago

The financial year in Australia is almost over, which means there are huge sales here. I bought this laptop especially to give away to you guys, and i hope whoever wins appreciates it. I have tested it myself, and it is excellent, especially for scrolling tumblr. I bought it for $900 but the normal price is above $1200. I have hosted 2 laptop giveaways before, so if anyone wants proof there were winners, go here

How did i afford to buy this just to give it away?
I make a lot of money online by using an app, and no this is not a joke. I test apps on my phone to earn paypal money, and my income is over $1,000 per week. Want to know how you can make money by using the app too? just click here and read.


HP Envy 15-J101TU
Gen Intel® Core i7 processor, 8GB of RAM, 1000GB Hard drive. It’s windows 8, and comes reformatted with Microsoft office and the latest version of Photoshop! :)
You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a photography blog.
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. 
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages. (ask box)
You have until August 21st, 2014 (In australia) to reblog this post. Winner will be picked using a number generator. They will have 4 days to reply before i choose again.
This giveaway will be shipped worldwide, I will be paying for shipping 
Ends on August 21st, 2014 (australian date)
REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count.

Good luck and stay lovely!
16 hours ago

19 hours ago



casual reminder that australia is a conspiracy and all australian bloggers are russian spies

Клеветнические ЛОЖЬ …… мате

19 hours ago


do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

19 hours ago



if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

19 hours ago


did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

19 hours ago

Lovin’ my dash rn

19 hours ago


"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"


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look at this fucking cookie. look at it. i bought this fucking cookie at my school’s cafeteria. it is the size of my face. i bought it for 2 dollars. this cookie is supposed to inspire sharing among the students because its so fucking huge but clearly whoever thought of that little idea did not understand teenagers. this cookie is a challenge. nobody shares these cookies. they fucking eat the whole thing by themselves because its there. fucking gigantic cookies. fuck.
19 hours ago




ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

Someone one’s

i fucked up

19 hours ago


why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

19 hours ago


what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

19 hours ago