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•brief moments of wit•

alice, single af (y) lol HELLA GAY but not tho m8

September 20

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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14 hours ago

bagmilk:

"i dismiss you, not the bell"

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14 hours ago
14 hours ago

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

14 hours ago
15 hours ago

joelbyeman:

"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"

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17 hours ago
17 hours ago

gnarly:

when your teacher asks u why ur late to class

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17 hours ago

zaboravljeni:

if u wear heels to school i have a few questions:
1. why

19 hours ago
moonphase:

peachberrylove:

aph-lovelies:

commanderofdeath:

Here. Have a cute ghost.
Drag it. It’s transparent.

jESUS CHRIST, MAN

I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY MILK OMG

OMG WHY… If you don’t drag this you will live too regret it.
19 hours ago
hello-missdolly:

yamino:

shifting-motives:

wuffinarts:

pretzelscavenger:

conquerorwurm:

lolzpicx:

The anatomy of the Beast

I definitely thought that last arrow was headed somewhere else.



cock of a HORSE

i FUCKING HIT MY HEA DON THE DESK BECAUSE OF LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT LAST BIT



Best. Omfg.
19 hours ago

trust:

"omg I love your bag"

 ”I love yours too”

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19 hours ago
asian:

hand warmers c;
September 19

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates