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•brief moments of wit•

alice, not single (y) lol HELLA GAYbut not tho m8

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pyrop:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose


#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE
23 minutes ago

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

23 minutes ago

newcrystalcitysteel:

copequinn:

  • people who are gay can be assholes
  • people with eating disorders can be assholes
  • people with mental disorders can be assholes
  • people who self harm can be assholes
  • people who are disabled can be assholes
  • people who have diseases can be assholes

do not excuse people for being assholes because something is wrong with them or have a hard life

id like to take a moment to thank our lord and savior for this post

23 minutes ago

rowrz:

when you out clothes shopping with yo momma & you just wanna go homeimage

24 minutes ago

finnxodairr:

do you ever wonder how people even find your blog

24 minutes ago

foodchewer:

newzealandprince:

foodchewer:

its almost midnight you know what that means..

That it’s almost midnight

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24 minutes ago

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

25 minutes ago
3 hours ago

guy:

when someone voluntarily helps you out with something you needed help with

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3 hours ago

oomshi:

how the fuck do they get cars inside the mall to display

3 hours ago

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/