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•brief moments of wit•

alice, not single (y) lol HELLA GAYbut not tho m8

santanist:

if i ever get a horse im naming it lana del neigh

darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

escruciate:

group projects are nice until you realize everyone else’s ideas suck except yours

1 day ago

detainable:

me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*

theirriandjhiquishow:

“what was your key motivation for this piece”

oh idk the due date

2 days ago

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

2 days ago